If anyone speaks of my... "sacrifice"... to the tentacle monster again, I will force-feed their own body parts to them until they are nothing more than a mouth and a stomach. Then I will set them on fire. Then I will tear them into tiny bits. And then I will jump on the tiny bits ( Read more... )

IT DOES /NOT/ SMELL THAT BAD ( Read more... )

Hm. Anyone out there still need a lift ( Read more... )

Oh, come now. It is by no means as awful as it appears at first glance. I ran out of time to paint it, is all ( Read more... )

(Locked to everyone not on The List)

As the water level is rising /quite/ rapidly, I suppose the time is ripe for the unveiling.

( Ladies, Gentlemen, and Others, I give you... )

Okay, well, I am here, at the dock.

The sky is /just/ getting lighter.

So where the hell is everyone else?

*emo tear*

...Is that rain?

Right ( Read more... )

What the hell? I stay out in the woods for just five days to finish my plan and there is suddenly a glut of new campers ( Read more... )

I will make this brief ( Read more... )

All of you are wusses.

*whittles on roof with shotgun across lap*

The sun is nice.

...Anyone seen Haruno? Or Uchiha, for that matter. I need to re-capture him for Haruno mock him.